Une lettre humoristique d’une fan appelant la chanteuse Adele à revenir à la musique au lieu de se consacrer à son compagnon et à son enfant à naître…

Dear Adele,

Hi Adele! My name is Godiva and I’m a huge fan! I mean, how could I not be when you have been with me for so long? I feel like we are family and considering how openly you express yourself to me through your music I figured it’d be okay for me to do the same.

::deep breath:: You’re pregnant.  You’re not just kinda pregnant but you’re like pickles and ice cream with swollen feet kind of pregnant. Oh and let’s not forget the presence of your boo-thang who is only going to ruin OUR relationship! I accepted your time off from music to enjoy “life and love” but this is just too much.  I know this is going to sound completely selfish  but you were supposed to take time off, get your heart broken again and come back with a cd that would intertwined our lives again…

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